Saying "I'm almost there" when you actually haven't even left the house! xP!
Asking your parents AFTER you've already made plans. =P
Some idiots say Behind every successful man there is a women But nobody know the fact that Women goes only behind successful men....!!
What is Fashion Designing? Too many brains working on too little clothes...!!
Open a pack of gum and suddenly everyone is your best friend.
I'm Not Perfect - Just Better Than You!! xP
He that has a great nose, thinks everybody is speaking of it.
Most dangerous position to sleep is to keep your both feet on office table
You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a smart woman with a dumb guy.
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else :)
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
When a girl says "All men are same" who the hell told her to try all of them?
Even 'Made in China batteries last Longer than 'relationships' NowadaYs... !! :D
An Apple a day, keeps Microsoft away!!
Rapping a verse of an Eminem song and wondering why I don't have a record deal yet. :/
Police call it "reckless driving", we call it "skills 8)
Reasons why I'm fat: 1) I eat when I'm bored. 2) I'm bored all the time.
Remember in first grade, if you were the line leader you were the shit!
"When you sit on a wall, make sure you don't have a great fall" - Humpty Dumpty
Its quite true there's a fool born every minute. It's also quite true they don't die that fast.
*Phone falls* Damn, are you okay phone? *Friend falls* HAHAHA!
Open a pack of gum and suddenly everyone is your best friend.
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